OPEN NOTEPAD THEN COPY/PASTE THE GREEN TEXT BELOW
"C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\Steam.exe" -applaunch 440 -textmode -nosound -window -nopreload -novid +map achievement_idle +exec low.cfg
THEN SAVE AS IDLE.bat OR WHATEVERYOUWANT.bat
DON'T HAVE ACHIEVMENT_IDLE?
WTF ARE YOU DOING?!
EITHER DOWNLOAD AND PROPERLY INSTALL THIS SHIT http://www.gamebanana.com/maps/96284
OR JOIN AN IDLE SERVER USING THAT MAP.
"Why doesn't this get you VAC banned?"
BECAUSE IT OPENS TF2 IN TEXT MODE AND CREATES IT'S OWN SERVER WHICH IS ALLOWED.
"What are all these errors it's listing?"
GABE IS FAT AND LAZY.
"What's the point of this, can't I just join an idle server?"
IT RUNS TF2 IN TEXT MODE, IT ONLY USES AN AVERAGE OF 6%CPU USAGE SO YOU CAN PLAY OTHER GAMES OR DO OTHER SHIT WHILE TF2 IS RUNNING.
"How do I know it's working?"
CHECK OUT THIS PLACE http://www.tf2items.com/
"It worked for a while, but it doesn't seem to be giving me any items anymore."
THERE IS A LIMIT TO HOW MANY ITEMS YOU CAN GET IN A WEEK.
"What's the point of hats anyway, most people don't even pay attention to them in game"
THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK, PLEASE SEE THE ABOVE PICTURE.
PEOPLE WITH HATS ARE THE MASTER RACE.
"Thanks for this, but now I have nothing else to do, what can I do while tf2 is in idle?"
Here is a list of things other people I gave this to suggest- Baiting your Hook
- Playing Pocket Pool
- Beating your meat
- Buffing your banana
- Choking your chicken
- Cleaning your rifle
- Playing a flute solo
- Getting in touch with yourself
- Making nut butter
- Oiling your pogo stick
- Polishing your helmet
ENJOY